Oh, Tony Stark. You slay me! I saw Iron Man 3 yesterday and it was by far my favorite in the series. I can’t think of a single thing I didn’t enjoy about the movie. Since i’ve seen the latest blockbuster, it got me thinking in ways in which I probably shouldn’t be thinking. Tony Stark also known as Iron man, is sexy as all hell. Full on, drop dead, fantastical sex bomb, SEXY. I think you would have to be insane to deny this.
What makes this cyber suited superhero the most sexy? Is it that he is a billionaire? Or that he is one of the Avengers? Maybe it’s just that he has a brilliant mind? In my opinion, it’s all of the above.
While he doesn’t always play well with others, Tony Stark definitely has a way with the ladies. He is definitely stranger of “playing the field”. Spending a night with Tony would definitely be a blogger’s (or anyone’s) dream. You would get to meet the amazing Jarvis and that alone is enough to make this genius playboy worth the your time. He might be sporting questionable goatee but those cheekbones, chiseled physique and eyes make up for the choice in facial hair. Did I talk about how rich he is yet? If I did, it’s worth mentioning again based on his car collection and dream house by the ocean.
I was going to write a proper review of the film because I loved it so much but I really just want to talk about the sexiness of Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark. I mean, RDJ has a crazy to him that is rather sexy, but he was made to be Iron Man. If anything just go watch the movie to listen to the amazing shit that comes out of his mouth for two hours and a half. Don’t get me wrong, there is a brilliant storyline but the sexy is a great distraction.
To give you a bit of a review of the new film without giving away too much, I hear a lot of internet buzz about loving the movie but geeks can’t just “love” or “enjoy” anything without ripping it apart first. One of the biggest complaints I have heard thus far is,Tony Stark is barley seen wearing the red and gold cyber suit. Yes, this is true but I believe it works for the film. I mean, why do you have to see someone in a suit to have that person be bad ass? Calm down fan boys, calm the hell down.
I enjoyed that Tony in the latest film showed a way more human side that had less of an ego, but it was because he had no choice. Iron Man 3 doesn’t take long to dive into Tony’s demons at all. Without saying too much, his life of fighting crime and being rich was physically getting to him which in turn shows his weaker side. He handled it like a complete cocky bastard and you love every minute of it. I think his weaknesses made him more attractive in a weird way. So guys, if you need to have an emotional breakdown…embrace it and us ladies will possibly embrace your penis. There is something great about a guy being sensitive and in need. Cry once in a while guys, you have my shoulder.
This review turned into a hot man rambling so I hope you’ve enjoyed it. Outside of this review, I needed to feel better about myself after a rough day. I went and spent 5 minutes at Walmart and now I feel like Tony Stark did when he escaped the cave.
Have you seen the film yet? What did you love and what did you hate? Do you find Tony Stark to be as completely hot?